~funny jokes~
1) want to hear a joke about cheese I hear its really chessey
2) what kind of veggie do you not wanna take on a boat? leaks
3) why do bees have sticky hair? because they use honeycombs
4) why do actors say break a leg? because every play has a cast
5) how do you make a tissue dance? put a boogie into it
6) knock knock "boo" boo who? "don't cry its just a joke"
7) what did one hat say to the other? you wait here ill go on a head
8) why was 6 afraid of 9? because 9 8 7
9) why did the scarecrow win an award? because he was outstanding in his field
10) knock knock "cargo" cargo who "car go toot toot